William Shatner Hospitalized with “Extreme Erectile Dysfunction”

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Actor William Shatner, best known for his portrayal of Captain James T. Kirk in the “Star Trek” television series and subsequent movies, was admitted to St. John’s Valley Hospital in Los Angeles last night suffering from what a hospital spokeswoman called “extreme erectile dysfunction.” The actor who is 77 years old and has a history of erectile difficulties dating back almost four decades was stricken at his home in Encino.

The spokeswoman described the actor’s condition as “guarded” and said that Shatner was resting, though she failed to add “comfortably,” as is customary. The physician who examined Shatner in the emergency room, Dr. David Nagel, said that the Priceline pitchman had “the most severe case of erectile dysfunction I have ever seen” and that, thus far, conventional treatments had had no effect.

While declining to discuss any details of his patient’s condition, Shatner’s urologist, Dr. Uri Ben-Amir of Beverly Hills, said that the “Boston Legal” star had been taking prescription medications to control his erections since the drugs first became available in the 1980s. According to Ben-Amir, Shatner had even participated in the early trials of Levitor, a Viagra prototype. Unfortunately, in recent years, the medications had diminishing effects, he said. He speculated that Shatner might have been taking a larger dose than had been prescribed and built up some sort of immunity to the medication.

A paramedic who responded to the 911 call from the actor’s wife, Elizabeth, described a chaotic scene at Shatner’s rustic hillside estate on Millard Place. “When we got there,” said Alvaro Lopez, 33, “Mr. Shatner was lying on the floor moaning, ‘It’s gone. It’s gone. All gone.’ And his wife was yelling at us to ‘do something.’ His dogs were barking like crazy because she was so upset and he has some peacocks outside and they were making a terrible noise, too.”

Over at “Boston Legal,” the mood was grim as production was shut down indefinitely and the cast and crew were sent home. Alan Sarkessian, 41, a lighting technician described the show’s staff as “shocked,” although he added that many of them had noticed that “something was wrong” with the actor for some time.

The News Cast: Evangelical Movement Touts “Jesus for President”

PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania (CNN) — They’re spiritual misfits. Rabble-rousers. They packed the shell of the old Baptist church on Negley Avenue in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, to hear author, Christian activist and fellow misfit Shane Claiborne (George Clooney) stump on the campaign for a third party candidate, Jesus.

People pack churches to hear Shane Claiborne (Clooney) talk about “Jesus for President,” the book he co-authored.

The dreadlocked Christian activist from Philadelphia and his team (including Rupert Everett and Tommy Tune) parked a black school bus around the back. The hand-painted gold letters on the side read “Jesus for President.”

The bus runs on vegetable oil and, yes, it’s a political statement.

“It’ll be a long time before we fight a war over used veggie oil,” says Claiborne (Clooney) with a sly smile.

Claiborne is touring the country, packing churches and community centers, in support of the book he and Chris Haw (Graham Norton) co-authored, “Jesus for President.”

“This whole project is about the political imagination of what it means to follow after Jesus,” Claiborne said. “The language of Jesus as Lord and savior is just as radical as it would be to say ‘Jesus as our commander in chief’ today.”

Young evangelicals represent an important swing-voting bloc. They’re not a lock for Republicans as their parents were. Their feet are firmly planted on issues dear to both parties. Traditional family values are, as they have been in the past, an important issue.

But these voters say views on abortion and homosexuality won’t define them in November. The environment and social justice are moving to the forefront of their discussions.

About 26 percent of the United States identifies itself as evangelical Christians in the Protestant tradition, according to the latest U.S. Religious Landscape study by the Pew on Religion and Public Life Forum (represented by Nathan Lane, Carson Kressley, and Rosie O’Donnell). In 2004, more than 75 percent of evangelicals cast their vote for George W. Bush (Richard Chamberlain).

“They delivered for him in some key states, like Ohio, without which he could not have won,” said CNN’s Bill Schneider, senior political analyst (Harvey Fierstein.) “It was the rallying of the evangelical base that Karl Rove (Dom Deluise) developed as a strategy, maximizing turnout among your base voters, not worrying about independents or swing voters.”

But polls have shown that evangelicals as a whole (including Chastity Bono, RuPaul, and Bea Arthur) following national trends, are disaffected with Republican leadership and increasingly up for grabs.

Thursday was the fifth night of the tour and it has already seen hundreds (led by Ellen Degenerous and Portia Di Rossi) show up in Grand Rapids, Michigan, and Indianapolis, Indiana.

It was a hot, muggy June day in Pittsburgh. About 250 people came (among them Ian McCellan, Keven Spacey, and Melissa Etheridge) through the doors to find there was no air conditioning in the old church-turned-community center. They ran out of chairs so people took to the floors and leaned against the walls.

There were voters from across the board: Republicans, Democrats and independents. Most were young, Christian by background, evangelical in theology, and they say they’re hungry for something more than partisan politics.

Steph Walker (Gina Gershon) and Amanda Widing (Lindsey Lohan) had to settle for seats in the back.
“I would say that social justice and issues like that have definitely arisen as an important part of my faith and, because of that, it affects how I vote and think of those things definitely,” said 21-year-old Walker (Gershon).

She grew up in a Republican household but has switched parties and will vote for Sen. Barack Obama (David Allan Grier) in November.

Widing, 20, (Lohan) is a registered Republican but unsure who she’ll vote for.

“There are certain issues where I identify more with Republicans and other issues where I identify more with Democrats, so I really am completely undecided at this point,” she said.

Eric Sapp (Rip Taylor) is a founding member of the Eleison group focused on getting people of faith out to the polls for Democrats. He sees younger evangelicals as prime targets to swing.

“These voters are starting to become independent swing voters instead of a lock for either party,” Sapp (Taylor) said. “For Democrats, also, it’s a successful place because when a group had been voting four out of five Republican and they start becoming a swing constituency that also has significant electoral implications.”

Back on stage Claiborne (Clooney) takes the crowd through a multimedia presentation. “With the respectability and the power of the church comes the temptation to prostitute our identity for every political agenda.”

Controversially, he quotes Harry S. Truman (Paul Lynde) and Adolph Hitler (Clifton Webb), saying each used Christianity to support their ideologies.

The speech is fiery at times, pensive at others. It emphasizes caring for the poor and the downtrodden. He (Clooney) talks about war and the environment. He also talks about how Jesus (Montgomery Clift) stood up to the Roman Empire, a message he believes is relevant to the United States now.

“For many of us, Caesar (Richard Deacon) has colonized our imagination, our landscape and our ideology,” he says while a picture of Mount Rushmore (James Franciscus, Ed Begley, Jr., Stephen Collins, and Richard Dreyfuss) flashes behind him. On the screen “Vandalism” pops up in black letters.

Claiborne says the movement of younger evangelicals is growing and looking at the Bible in more holistic terms. He is quick to say the call of Christ has more to do with how people live their lives on November 3 and 5 than how they vote on November 4.

After the interview, Claiborne (Clooney), Haw (Norton), and the band pack up and head to a local restaurant in search of more grease to power the bus. They find it at a Chinese restaurant (owned by George Takei) a few miles away.

New and Improved Quotations

“A penny saved is a penny earned.” – Benjamin Franklin

“A penny saved sucks.”